The Twelve Days of FOI Christmas

For fans of contrived, awful-punning seasonal blog posts that take 20 times longer to write than you imagined when you started, I present…

On the first day of Xmas FOI revealed to me…cartridges for the army

On the second day of Xmas FOI revealed to me two turtle docs and cartridges for the army

On the third day of Xmas FOI revealed to me 3 pinched hens*, two turtle docs and cartridges for the army

On the fourth day of Xmas FOI revealed to me four NADPO nerds, 3 pinched hens, two turtle docs and cartridges for the army

On the fifth day of Christmas FOI revealed to me FIVE GOLD THINGS, four NADPO nerds, 3 pinched hens, two turtle docs and cartridges for the army

On the sixth day of Christmas FOI revealed to me Six Tree Inspections, FIVE GOLD THINGS, four NADPO nerds, 3 pinched hens, two turtle docs and cartridges for the army

On the seventh day of Christmas FOI revealed to me Seven Dons-a-Sinning, Six Tree Inspections, FIVE GOLD THINGS, four NADPO nerds, 3 pinched hens, two turtle docs and cartridges for the army

On the eighth day of Christmas FOI revealed to me Eight-year-olds Bilking, Seven Dons-a-Sinning, Six Tree Inspections, FIVE GOLD THINGS, four NADPO nerds, 3 pinched hens, two turtle docs and cartridges for the army

On the ninth day of Christmas FOI revealed to me Nine  Babies’ chances, Eight-year-olds Bilking, Seven Dons-a-Sinning, Six Tree Inspections, FIVE GOLD THINGS, four NADPO nerds, 3 pinched hens, two turtle docs and cartridges for the army

On the tenth day of Christmas FOI revealed to me Ten Lords-a-Judging, Nine Babies’ chances, Eight-year-olds Bilking, Seven Dons-a-Sinning, Six Tree Inspections, FIVE GOLD THINGS, four NADPO nerds, 3 pinched hens, two turtle docs and cartridges for the army

On the eleventh day of Christmas FOI revealed to me Eleven-plus deciding,Ten Lords-a-Judging, Nine Babies’ chances, Eight-year-olds Bilking, Seven Dons-a-Sinning, Six Tree Inspections, FIVE GOLD THINGS, four NADPO nerds, 3 pinched hens, two turtle docs and cartridges for the army

On the twelfth day of Christmas FOI revealed to me Twelve-Tonne Containers, Eleven-plus deciding,Ten Lords-a-Judging, Nine Babies’ chances, Eight-year-olds Bilking, Seven Dons-a-Sinning, Six Tree Inspections, FIVE GOLD THINGS, four NADPO nerds, 3 pinched hens, two turtle docs and cartridges for the army

*3 large maram hens, page 9, if you were wondering

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